10 days and a significant part of college will be over...as in college terms the 2nd semester and for the students a year in the life of SIMC...Sitting near the library suddenly thought of writing the equation that best defines SIMC...
SIMC as a college with a difference can be put into a formula of C5A where
C stands for
CONNECT[with people] {thats what people were trying to do in the 1st semester}
COMMUNICATE [something that does not exist in college]
CONVERGE [the commonly used jargon]
COG IN THE WHEEL [a term which a certain Mr.Goswami has imbibed in us]
CREDIT HOGGERS [you will find in plenty in here]
A stands for
Amalgamation [the much hated word in the premises!]
All this and much more jazz is the essence of this "premier" media institute..Following are the do's and dont's which a SIMCian should always keep in mind...
DO's
1. Always keep in mind the C5A formula.
2. To prove yourself, make a movie. [Ripping and Plagiarism is always invited]
3. Take SIMC as a roadies show. [Thats the best way to survive]{you like splitsville...o that is invited too}
4. If you think you have the qualities of a politician. Don't let it go waste. Use it to your fullest potential.
5. Have an opinion of everything. [However useless and illogical it is]
6. Talk in generalised terms. People love it. [the only way lectures can be understood here]
7. Deprived of sleep? MINDROOM 501 can provide you with the most comfortable mattresses in town.[and lullabies too]
8. If in Section B...do argue and deliberate.
9. Love the staircase. [you have to climb 104 steps if there is a power cut]
10. Try to understand the group dynamics of the "defined" groups.
11. Have an artistic inclination? explore it. [you'll get ample time for it during lectures]
DONT's
1. Miss college in the first month. [it will surely screw your attendance and much dilemma comes in the latter half]
2. Mess up with the administration. [SIMC is actually under them]
3. Have a valid point during lectures. Please don't speak up. [nobody would entertain]
4. Do not enter the lift if there are people less than 15. [ that is the official record till now]
5. Don't be the change. Rather change yourself.
6. Finally,don't forget your ipods and cellphones. [you'll need them during lectures]
3 comments:
Read your previous post and this one too... So im gonna comment on both of them together.
I sense rebellion...
Good work sister. Irony at its best revolutionary form. Keep up the work against these stupid social drawbacks that exist in this ultra-modern world.
Meanwhile, Ill just try to gain some inspiration from this and post sumthing against these morals too...
Great work sister. This is something that you dont find everyday. Two of the best posts I hav read. Representing rebellion with a tinge of irony. Awesum.
Chakro!
Interesting.
I follow most things.
But, in my case, the don't(s) and do(s) could interchange at more instances than one.
And, the official record now is 17.
I was there!
wow. Maybe i should read these more carefully :P :D Love the irony....
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